Why Everyone Who Celebrates Halloween Will Burn in the Fiery Pits for All Eternity

When I was young I used to think Halloween was fun. Then I read this comic from chick.com. It's called 'The Devil's Night.' After reading it, I knew it was my duty to let everyone know how evil Halloween is. Look at these excerpts.

See, Halloween belongs to the Devil. He owns it. He purchased it in 1473 A.D. along with the Spanish Empire.





Yeah, apparently there was this god who looked just like the Grim Reaper and he made ghosts posses animals and stuff. I don't know why he would do that. I guess to make kids be witches.





Like Buffy, I had spent my whole life living in America and had never heard of Jesus, except as a swear word. Why didn't anyone tell me!?!?!?





I thought this was a fantastic idea! I don't even give kids candy anymore, just Chick Comics. Some kids call me names, but I know it will be worth it if just one of them learns they will go to hell for celebrating Halloween.
Happy Halloween!



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October 2009