Christmas at the Dollar Store

I always stop by the dollar store for stupid gifts to amuse friends or real gifts for people I don't really like. This year's selection was the worst it's ever been.


I'm pretty sure that's a leftover halloween bag with bows and stickers on it.



Yeah. That's rubbing alcohol. Very festive. I'll use to clean my Christmas wounds.



Do they expect me to believe that Mexicans have special Christmas beans?



Eeeeew! I mean, eeeewww! Why was this even made? Kids, I bought you a poster.



I guess nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like smooth bowel movements.

December 2007