My Fellow Rebels

It has been said on Rebel Facebook:

Let's be clear on this: Admiral AKBAR did NOT destroy the Death Star. A Rebel pilot did. Akbar just happened to be the one that recognized the trap. Do not let him distract you from the fact that he has never produced an official MonCalamari birth certificate. This is NOT an Akbar victory, but a REBEL victory!! REPOST IF YOU AGREE!!!! Keep this post going.

I feel that we, as a galaxy, need to put this behind us. And so I am releasing my MonCalamari birth certificate and a Certificate of Explosion for the Death Star. Please, let's not have any more controversy on the subject. We have an Empire to destory, we don't have time to be distracted by scruffy looking Nerf Herders saying things like, "Where's the proof?" or "utini!" or "I was going to Toshi station to pick up some power converters!" As rebels we must continue forward in the fight against the oppression of the Empire.

Thank You,

Admiral Akbar,
Commander of the Rebel Forces

May 2011