Jerkwad stuff the Easter Bunny does
At Easter time he brings you candy and makes you confused because you can't figure out how he relates to the resurrection of Jesus. The rest of the year he is a total jerkwad.
Messes with waiters
* Yes, messing with waiters and other service industry people is a total jerkwad thing to do.
Totures helpless animals
Tortures friends and strangers